Thursday, July 28, 2011

FULL RIPE DISCUSSION ZONE



Ok let's move on. Next item up for discussion is the FULL RIPE 7" that appeared out of nowhere. Did someone from FU put this on ebay? From Matador UK? Maybe natalie or stuart? Or Paco? Very mysterious. I'm sure there is at least one person out there who knows exactly what this is, others who can speculate reasonably (including myself), and many others that can ruminate wildly and comment in an entertaining way. LETS FIGURE IT OUT

Also - next topic of discussion will be Year of the Tiger, so you don't need to comment about that yet.

THANKS WEST COAST. We had a really weird time with a lot of the boring particulars behind the scenes (didn't see our appearance at either secret shows we booked the other day in the bay - with the Zero BOys or with DYS? well we secretely had our van break down on the way, sorry) but all the shows were great and we love being on that bright side of your country. We're on a plane now heading east to play with CRO MAGs in New York in a few days - grab those RSVPs asap people.

42 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:55 PM

    Whoever paid 100 dollars for it probably cares about the band enough to read this blog.

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  2. Anonymous10:35 PM

    I've RSVP'd for tomorrow night's show, but apparently that won't guarantee that I'll get in. Who thinks of this stuff, anyhow?

    Anyway, I hope to see you guys tomorrow.

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  3. San Diego gig was great.Thanks for stopping by.

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  4. Forget the Full Ripe 7", it's all about the David's Death 7" which is the true ending to DCTL.

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  5. A copy went up on ebay uk as well.

    sold for £62. I lost out by £2...

    is it new or old then?

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  6. oh that is the uk one. oops

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  7. considering the file is called 'bullshit' I'm kinda glad I missed out on it.

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  8. Anonymous4:47 AM

    Paco is a legend.

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  9. Tall Mike Hutchence5:25 AM

    The description of it in the ebay ad, made it sound completely fake:

    ''bit of an odd one here, I have no idea what it is. It's a two track single, but has labels stuck over the original centre labels with no holes, so it's unplayed...

    ...Attention: All these records are being sold on behalf of a friend''

    BUT could it be a 'proper' fake? It wouldn't be the first:

    http://www.popsike.com/fucked-up-fake-dangerous-fumes-7-punk-hardcore-RARE/280626013588.html

    If it's completely fake then it has been done by someone who follows / has followed the band.

    So...

    I think it's reasonable to deduce that both the person who made it and the person who bought it are slightly weird and obsessive folk; i.e. they look at this blog and read all the random comments. Maybe they sometimes post anonymous comments.

    Maybe Anonymous made the record and the other Anonymous bought it. Maybe Anonymous sold it to himself.

    Weirdly though, the fact that it now has a section dedicated to it on this blog has probably legitimised it as a collectable item.

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  10. Anonymous5:26 AM

    I agree.

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  11. Anonymous5:27 AM

    Well you would because you wrote it.

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  12. Anonymous5:28 AM

    Oh.

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  13. Limited to 37 copies and only available on eBay for £7,456,902*.

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/845/davidsmall.jpg/

    *May not contain actual vinyl.

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  14. I'd still like to know what actual vinyl was used for the Full Ripe 7". I hope it was a Milli Vanilli record.

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  15. Anonymous10:56 AM

    If you can't find the blood of Christ, there is an ancient fruit that only grows in Jesus' tomb and is ripe for just seven days out of every year. The existence of said fruit is known to few but denied by all.
    The ceremony required for summoning the Full Ripe 7" can only be performed in the ruins of Bethlehem, over the ground where Jesus was born. It entails the taking of the Eucharist, although the fruit substituted for the wine.
    You will experience a complete disassociation from your body and will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Those who are deemed unworthy are then booted into void- nothing. In the middle of this formless and boundless expanse, you will see a pillar of light suspended that seems infinitely far off. It will takes weeks of travel to reach it. Thou shalt reach in and take from the light the Full Ripe 7". Time and space will then proceed to shatter and in the unfolding chaos of the universe, your soul will live thousands, possibly millions until your soul arrives into a present that is circumstancially identical to the one you took before this journey. Identical save for the fact that you will then be holding the Full Ripe 7" /25 government warning sex/vid matador rare OOP

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  16. Anonymous11:08 AM

    *live thousands, possibly millions of lives

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  17. These fake records are just the full logical extension of making a motif of relying on the GI cover, which I actually support and think is a really cool look. Get the right font, get the right layout, get a weird photo/woodcut, and you're good to go.

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  18. Anonymous10:18 AM

    Was psyched to see the show on Livestream last night - I sign on at 730, and theyre just looping this Vans commercial... I look at the heading on Livestream, and FU is not mentioned at all.. At like 745 the stream finally starts and you hear the singer of Pissed Jeans saying "this is our last song" ... Greaat... So then Screaming Females comes on and they showed their whole set.. Then, they get off stage and the Vans commercial comes back on.. So im thinking "ok, theyre just throwing this back on til FU comes on" ...5 minutes passes, 10, 15...i kept quitting out of my browser and restarting, same thing.. At this point i put two and two together and figured out that they never had any intention of airing their set: any mention of them playing was wiped off Livestream.. I found a link for another site (Stickcam) that was streaming the show too - same deal - they actually retouched FUs name off of the flyer that was on the Vans site...was so motherfucking pissed for staying home - im dying to know if either FU didnt consent to have their set broadcast online (doubt it) or if the site that were broadcasting the show pussied out cuz of their name... Is it still that sensitive? Would be pretty hypocritical, as the Vans spot they kept looping had a kid that was about 10 years old with his middle finger up.

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  19. Anonymous11:03 AM

    Up next: Live Stream Discussion Zone

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  20. Johnny Big Potatoes11:26 AM

    I'm starting my own record label:
    Toreador Records.
    And there should be discussion zone where we just can talk shit.
    Somehow it feels that we are making too much sense in these comments.
    What's up with that ?

    and this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGFS-NNlIgs

    Poster formerly known as Stijn,
    occasionally known as Joe Cornholiosse.

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  22. Anonymous10:14 PM

    "year of the tiger" lyrics?

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  23. Anonymous3:38 AM

    Tigers have stripes, those lyrics are about spots, could be Year of the Leopard?

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  24. Dank Spice4:58 AM

    Your van broke down
    because God knows



    …….you totally don't deserve to play with the zero boys even a reformed one without terry hollywood.

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  25. Gina Davis Assburgers5:04 AM

    Aww, fuck it I'm just joking. That's pretty cool that you all got the chance to play with them. Between that and the GZA I think I have to admit here on this blog site under a pseudonym that I'm a bit jealous you fucking stupid filthy dicks.

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  26. Anonymous10:53 AM

    "This will pinch obey the bacteria levels nasty in patient you be together your face."

    Yeah I'm detecting a Butthole Surfers influence in the recent lyrics.

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  27. Johnny Big Potatoes3:56 PM

    "You should bathe your appearance at least twice a epoch..."
    Damn, I knew I should've paid more attention in Jewschool.
    When is the next epoch ?
    After Gunachokulla or before ?

    And everyone knows that with acne there's only one golden rule:
    wait for the "full ripe" and it all points itself out...

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  28. Taint4:11 PM

    Genius.

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  29. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Hey so it must feel pretty cool to be sharing a stage with Keith Morris in London soon?

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  30. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Which would be a really good time to resurrect the cover of Nervous Breakdown with a certain guest vocalist. hint hint.

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  31. Anonymous12:42 PM

    No need, just watch this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJGFisM06wc

    And pretend it's inside.

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  33. Anonymous9:31 AM

    Ok I'm being selfish, I want to see Keith Morris front FU playing Nervous Breakdown because it's my favourite songe ever and FU rip it up, so watching it on YT ain't gonna cut it.

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  34. Your Portland show was criminally under attended, as I'm you were all well aware. Thanks for playing like there was a thousand of us anyway.

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