Friday, September 16, 2011

A GUY REVIEWED OUR RECORD



NICE MICKEY MOUSE BANNER, EBERT.

47 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:46 PM

    "They're very good... they're very solid... they've got this sound that's very solid... and it's also based on... screaming... as well."

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  2. "For a hardcore band, they're very good."

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  3. Anonymous2:25 AM

    ARE WE ALL GONNA QUOTE THE POOR DUDE NOW?

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  4. Anonymous7:38 AM

    this is awesome!

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  5. Amazing.

    The vocal style of the vocals are vocals that...

    You can see him getting redder and redder throughout. Not sure about his future in TV.

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  6. Anonymous10:39 AM

    i bet my left testicle he gives rave reviews to selena gomez records

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  7. Dr Spock11:25 AM

    He needs to experiment with acid, or magic mushrooms.

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  8. BEN FROM GOOSEBUMPS4:22 PM

    I WILL NOW REVIEW THIS CHAP'S REVIEW:

    MEANDERS AND NEVER REACHES A SOLID POINT. BAD. 2/5.

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  9. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Cameras should be banned from boys' bedrooms until after they learn how to write, adlib and make eye contact with the camera. As a matter of fact, all blogs should be banned. And reviews. And CDs.

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  10. Anonymous11:53 PM

    http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/05/nd.jpg

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  11. Anonymous12:03 AM

    hes just not meant to be in front of a camera, way too nervous

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  12. Anonymous2:02 AM

    the nerd makes some valid points

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  13. Anonymous10:31 AM

    Can you please make sure the follow up to DCTL actually is a genre defining record? Thanks.

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  14. Anonymous12:58 PM

    You can see his opinion change by the end of the interview.

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  15. And this is why you should have a script somewhere in front of you before you record a video, preferably at eye level. That way you can avoid making embarrassing videos like this.

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  16. Anonymous12:14 AM

    I haven't watched this video yet, but the new album is really good. A Slanted Tone and the Recursive Girl are great.

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  17. Anonymous3:32 AM

    that review was way too brief

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  18. Anonymous4:32 AM

    This makes me aggressive. Stay where you belong to, nerd.

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  19. Joe Cornholiosse7:10 AM

    Whats up with all the hating ?
    He gave it a 8/10, maybe for the wrong reasons but still.
    I just don't like the fact that he didn't like Pink Eyes vocals, they're awesome.
    And it should've been a 9/10.
    And there is no filler at all on this album, where did he get that from ?
    Ow okay now I hate him to.

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  20. Kip who likes the internet a lot.12:13 PM

    I might make myself appear old with this reference, but he reminded me of Napoleon Dynamite.

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  21. Anonymous1:11 PM

    "...it's like something that keeps gnawing away at my sanity whenever I listen to this music."

    It's GNAWING AWAY AT HIS SANITY!!

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  22. Anonymous3:38 PM

    Oh yeah, zen arcade has way more filler and the vocals are terrible. That's one thing these people should keep in mind when dropping those comparisons; that is that bob mould is one of the worst singers EVER. Like, would these people seriously welcome a singer like bob mould today? No, of course they wouldn't. History tells them they should love bob mould, so they do. Pinkeyes destroys bob mould.

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  23. Anonymous3:39 PM

    MOLD.

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  24. MOULDY BOB9:47 PM

    I AM COVERED WITH MOULD.

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  25. Anonymous11:36 PM

    Mike...Saw u on the Polaris thing tonight...sorry your band (Austra) didn't win....maybe next year

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  26. Pitchfork Media5:01 AM

    His album review has meaningless noise and no real conclusion. I must hire him.

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  27. Simon Cowell10:41 AM

    Damian's vocals are in the same place as Sean Ryder, Bob Dylan, Shane Mcgowan and maybe Ghostface, they're not tuneful in the traditional sense, but somehow they're just right.

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  28. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Man, Chuck Klosterman has let himself go...more so.

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  29. I'm sorry that my opinion didn't match yours, and I'm sorry that you've resorted to insulting me as your only response to this video. I realize that this video sucks, I realize that I'm a shitty person, but I took down this site months ago for that reason, and now I'm considering taking down the YouTube channel.

    Cheers, I like your band, even if the feelings don't reciprocate.

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  30. Anonymous11:20 PM

    is his favorite album a liger?

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  31. Mustard Gas herself11:52 PM

    Hey Jake, if that's really you: for what it's worth, I enjoyed watching your video. Thank you for making it.

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  32. Haile Selassie5:12 AM

    FU have some obsessive / protective fans and some of the weird / sad ones come on here and post insulting stuff about the band, other bands, Joe Cornellise, each other, anyone else and everything. It's a little lame but they don't have much else to do.

    Please don't take the channel down. Youtube is made for stuff like this, that's why it's called Youtube rather than Consensustube.

    If I could be arsed, I would post a video review describing how listening to the band has encouraged me to consider the extent to which religion has shaped our life and culture and also how their music helps me appreciate life in a weird spiritual way, but probably best if I don't because it would be embarrassing for all concerned.

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  33. Chris Hannah7:30 AM

    Right on !
    But where can we find those insults ?

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  34. Plato9:19 AM

    You need some kind of moral principles, self respect, or at least give a fuck about something if you want to be insulted.

    Come back when you have one of these and I'll see what I can do.

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  35. WANT to be insulted? Who would want that? Thanks for all of the people who were positive about it, but these people are right....I just closed the YouTube account, I don't need any more insults in my life, especially from the internet.

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  36. *Insults=anonymous hatred, to clarify.

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  37. I know that when I post something on YouTube, it's up for criticism from anybody, but I don't want people to have that chance anymore.

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  38. Asshole himself11:11 AM

    Jake is better than David Comes To Life

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  39. Anonymous4:35 AM

    While I don't think that jake is better than david comes to life, he is a little better than the year of the pig single, chemistry of common life and the version of generations on epics in minutes (yes, he is).

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  40. Anonymous1:50 PM

    "is his favourite album a liger?"

    Year of the Liger, surely...

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  41. I haven't heard them for while. But they pretty awesome. I like them a lot.

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  42. I didn't realize so many assholes listened to Fucked Up. Actually, I guess the crowd at shows are a pretty good indicator. Oh well, I like the same music as people that mock other people that like the same music because they don't think he deserves to like it.

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  43. I didn't realize so many assholes listened to Fucked Up. Actually, I guess the crowd at shows are a pretty good indicator. Oh well, I like the same music as people that mock other people that like the same music because they don't think he deserves to like it.

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