I was standing at the courier office the other day to pick up an important parcel when I overheard two gentlemen discussing iphones. One gentleman said to the other that trying to keep up with the newest technology of iphone was "like the arms race." I don't really know what the fuck he meant. Then I thought to myself "Self, what is life? Is life just waiting? And tolerating your conversations about iphones while I wait? Is it you showing off your jersey shore detail haircut with the stripes and shit shaved into your fucking head while I'm at the mall with my kid, waiting patiently for her to finish in the bathroom so I can get the fuck away from you? Because life is painful for me. And I'm bound to it. I'm bound to it because I have a kid. Maybe I'm out of touch. I don't get the youth and their love of the words epic fail. I don't get this tyler the creator. I don't get this iphone. I don't get the jersey shore. Maybe I'm just not meant for this shitty place. But I'm fucking bound to it. Terminally. Forever. Bound. To. It.
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What is it?!??!?!
Year of the tiger is my guess.
ONNO duh
there's no limit techno techno techno
I don't know what it is, but I'll pay for it with money and/or sexual favors.
I was standing at the courier office the other day to pick up an important parcel when I overheard two gentlemen discussing iphones. One gentleman said to the other that trying to keep up with the newest technology of iphone was "like the arms race." I don't really know what the fuck he meant.
Then I thought to myself "Self, what is life? Is life just waiting? And tolerating your conversations about iphones while I wait? Is it you showing off your jersey shore detail haircut with the stripes and shit shaved into your fucking head while I'm at the mall with my kid, waiting patiently for her to finish in the bathroom so I can get the fuck away from you? Because life is painful for me. And I'm bound to it. I'm bound to it because I have a kid. Maybe I'm out of touch. I don't get the youth and their love of the words epic fail. I don't get this tyler the creator. I don't get this iphone. I don't get the jersey shore. Maybe I'm just not meant for this shitty place. But I'm fucking bound to it. Terminally. Forever. Bound. To. It.
FUck.
Chill out, treat yourself to a wank or something.
This better not have shit to do with NYC.
"ONNO duh"
Why is Mike such an ass to people who enjoy his music?
Why does Uncle Rickey keep going on about NYC? Is he retarded?
I love Mike, lots of FU fans are masochistic and enjoy him being mean. (:
Ow yeah an anonymous your also a pussy.
At least identify yourself as an individual here, like me.
What's a
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Can you stop impersonating guv please? it's really sad and pathetic.
Is there more than one person posting here?
Nope, it's just you ... I mean me ... you ...
mike is cool
I have a big penis.
Mike is all things nice.
who cares anymore
lady gaga psychotic essay #2 ? Oh i cant wait! NOT!
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE
Right on.
onnoonnoonnnoonnooonnoo
PUBESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Mike lost a bet and has to shave my pubes on feb 7th.
I'm not retarded moron, NYC is retarded. Uncle Rickey took a bite of the Big Apple and spit it out.
Uncle Rickey, are you Osama bin Laden?
bin Laden is worse than NYC.
I like apples
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