1 Horribly untalented musicians
2 Music about as punk as Celine Dion
3 Lame attempt to look hardcore by punching out ceiling tiles
4 Drummer wearing $9.99 helmet he bought at army surplus store on Jarvis
5 Guitarist wearing ascot like some Thurston Howell III dork with eye makeup like Robin's cousin in law who hangs out at mall goth bars
6 Fatass talentless singer removes T shirt in amazing theatrical moment of blubber cool
7 Crowd in need of defibrillation during and after this lifeless performance from a bunch of losers
8 These guys need to fuck off back to their bank teller/coffee shop day jobs. They're about as edgy as a rusty butter knife with a laughable name devoid of all imagination. If I gave half a shit about these nothings I might feel embarrassed for them.