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Monday, May 04, 2009

ACTUAL BALLS

Hey wow, I finally got a new battery charger for my camera so I found all these semi-old pictures and videos that I will fashion into a post loosely related to things that are going on in the world of that band who's name can't be printed here.

We're all at home now, waiting for our next show, which is in Barcelona Spain, at the Primavera Festival. Get some sleep, because I can tell you right now that we are going to be playing really late at night for that one. Here is a picture of UNAI, our friend from there, who drove us around Spain last time we went:



As you can see, he is quite striking. He'll be right with us at the festival, ladies. Remember the last time we played in spain? I do, although I wish I didn't. One of the place we played, Salt (real place) sure was a blast. Look at all the people who came to see us:



Hopefully it will be better this time. That show was so bad we ended up getting into a huge fight:



It carried over the when we played in Barcelona a few days later, when Damian went crazy and played the whole set wearing a Mexican ski-mask, and had to apologize to the Spanish media the next day:



At Primavera though, our friends from all over the world will be there, like Andy Capper (from England):



Set Your Goals, will not:



Neither will Nathaniel:



We also think that Spanish people have a weird thing with the Chinese. Here is some graffiti we found there...



Speaking of Katy Perry, remember when the NME made her listen to us to review No Epiphany? Well we all became BFF's after that, and we recently had to call her because we forgot the lyrics to "Ur So Gay":

*VIDEO CENSORED*

Oh also remember Damian? He just had a kid. The kid came from here:


BYE

19 Comments:

Blogger Young said...

NOW THATS A POST! TEE HEE.
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12:59 AM  
Blogger RX said...

damn, what a post! did katy perry like No Epiphany? No, i hope not...

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the bear community collectively came at the sight of that last picture.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

show us whats on top haha

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you cant make a baby without a penis..

9:16 PM  
Anonymous SideBySide said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

the bear community collectively came at the sight of that last picture.

5:43 PM

Did we ever!!!

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

word haha

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Chiko said...

wow.. just wow. hahahaha what fuck with the penis?

3:48 AM  
Blogger Timofei said...

Was the video censored because it contained the word "penis"? What's with all this penis censorship. You can't show balls without the peen!

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am equally repulsed and aroused. Also, seriously confused.

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just blew a load... no i didnt really haha

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the video censored because it contained the word "penis"? What's with all this penis censorship. You can't show balls without the peen!
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10:09 AM  
Blogger Tim E Bear said...

Well, I'm a bear, and I didn't come, but, then, nude pictures, even of Bears, don't do much for me (yes, I know I'm strange - I think a picture of a fully clothed guy is much more erotic...).

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, thats good tim e bear... encourage him to post more nude pics by saying him in clothes is more sexy

4:08 AM  
Anonymous HELL YEAH said...

The pics that did not included exposed balls were cool. The one with the exposed balls, that was like a gift from God (or Satan, or someone really great anyway).

Rock on, Damien's balls!

Baby-making is surely only one of their many powers. Huzzah!

1:08 PM  
Anonymous HELL YEAH said...

Also, why apologize for wearing the ski mask?

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because im passive, and i liked to be fucked on the side.. any takers?

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Sergio said...

Thanks for the Primavera show people, it was really great!, for me with Lightning Bolt the best gig of all Primavera fest.
Congrats father Damian! your balls works!

The sky mask thing... here E.T.A. (Eta Ta Askatasuna, vasque nationalist terrorists), ussually wears skymasks. I hope the apologize at the media is a joke! hahahaha

11:54 AM  
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