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Monday, July 12, 2010

Europe

HI. We are leaving for Europe this week, somewhere we go every summer at least, sometimes twice or three times a year, because we are anarchist backpackers. Just kidding we are yuppies and secretly spend out entire euro vacations skiiing in Montreaux in the winter and lounging on the Canary Islands. When I post tour dates I just copy and paste them off some really punk bands blog so it looks like we are really playing in squats every night and driving 1000 miles every day. Anyhow, here is another face-saving FU euro tour schedule. If you live in any of these cities, feel free to come and say hi in any of the many languages you learned at your 8 years in state funded free university.

JULY 15 Cardiff UK
JULY 16 Guildford Rocksound Festival UK
JULY 17 Dour Festival Belgium
JULY 18 Melt Festival Grafenhainichen (I am not making that up) Germany
JULY 19 Cologne Germany @ MTC (german MTV I think)
JULY 20 Nijmegen NETHERLANDS De Affaire Festival (of losing the world cup)
JULY 21 Marina Di Ravenna Hana Bi Beach Fest (honestly I don't know what part of that is the town and what part is the name of the festival, but whatever. It's on the beach in Italy so that's [almost] good enough for me)
JULY 22 Turin Spaziale Festival Italy
JULY 23 I think FRANCE but not Paris
JULY 24 1234 Fest SHOREDITCH with WAVVVVVVVES
JULY 24 LATE NIGHT SECRET SHOW
JULY 25 Truckfest Oxford
JULY 26 Tampere Finland @ Klubi
JULY 27 Turku Finland @ Klubi
JULY 28 Helsinki Finland @ Tavastia
JULY 29 St Petersburg @ Tanci
JULY 30 Moscow @ Aktzal

(attn everyone - this big gap in the tour schedule definetely means we are looking for shows on all these dates in hungary and macedonia and stuff cause these are holes in our tour, not our awesome vacation in russia)

AUG 6 Standing Calling UK
AUG 7 Hevy Festival Kent UK
AUG 8 Rebellion Festival Blackpool UK
AUG 9 London @ Hoxton Bar
AUG 10 I can't remember
AUG 11 Oya Festival Norway

43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a great trip. Be safe. See you at The Lost Weekend in October.

London, ON

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Lukin said...

SWEDEN!!!??????

3:52 PM  
Anonymous K said...

SWEDEN!!!!?!!

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

secret late night show? :o at shoreditch, or on a bridge again? :)

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!

12:21 AM  
Blogger Bibbo said...

Hi guys,

The name of the village is MArina di Ravenna.

Please come to Rome!!!

Ciao,
Luca

3:25 AM  
Anonymous Klasu said...

Waiting to see you in Finland. I Saw you last year in Ankkarock and talked to Damian before the show. You rocked! I'm wondering how you stay sane with that tight schedule :)

5:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the secret late night show in melbourne, australia? that's close to europe...

6:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gap in the tour schedule? how very un-punk of you all.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a gap in the tour schedule? how very unpunk of you all...

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're getting there now, just add capital letters at the beginning of your sentences and replace the 'unpunk' with a proper word:

A gap in the tour schedule? How very unprofessional of you... You silly side-burned fuckity nuts.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

none of us have side burns, idiot

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TRUCK'S GONA BE AWESOME
pretty much the only reason i'm going but should be a sweet weekend anyway
play last man standing

6:41 PM  
Blogger The original and best.. said...

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8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

secret show is indeed in shoreditch. guess whereabouts :)

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No side burns? You must be a girl.

6:12 AM  
Anonymous dan said...

...fucking old blue last? jesus christ! someone from the singlik in shep bush give them a call please...

7:07 AM  
Anonymous dan said...

ginglik....used to be a public toilet!

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope not OBL. Think a Scottish play.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous dan said...

macbeth....side step rather than a step up! it'll still be full of trendy tossers! west is best....

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its unlucky to mention the M word. Shows how much you know about venue then - its family run and friendlier than obl.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"secret show is indeed in shoreditch. guess whereabouts :)"

at one of the shoreditch afterparties?

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not one of the official shoreditch afterparties. It's a completely stand-alone show with entry fee.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Oh god, I wish I was young enough and cool enough to know to where to even start looking for tickets to the Shoreditch secret show. :(

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Aha, got it. Not quite as stupid as I thought I was.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Will SW said...

Damn, can't work out anything about this secret show. someone help a guy out?

11:50 AM  
Blogger LSD said...

I don't really give a fuck where it is, but if I had to guess I'd say somewhere in London - remember where you heard it first.

It sounds so secret that I reckon only Mike will be there.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Globe Theatre????

7:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is the first time ever that a band I really like is playing 3 shows in Finland and none in Sweden. For once I don't feel inferior! See you in Helsinki, maybe Turku as well.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right, to make a couple of things clear:

Firstly, yes - the secret show is in London.

Secondly, tickets are only available on the door at £7 each. First come, first served.

2:25 PM  
Blogger LSD said...

That's nice and clear then, just look out for a door in London.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scroll up for the 'scottish play' venue.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the secret show in the early hours, like after the 1-2-3-4 one? (I'm guessing Fucked Up will play pretty late on, cos they're awesome...)

6:04 PM  
Blogger Kicker Conspiracy said...

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6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oors open at 9pm and goes on to early hours indeed. Openers are Throats - www.myspace.com/throatsofgold

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

That's going to be a really cool night. Now I just have to remember to turn up before 9 and not get lost in Shoreditch.

7:37 AM  
Blogger maisch said...

Where is the concert in France? Hopefully close to Switzerland ....

Cheers

4:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

VICTORIA ESPANA! netherlands lost the world cup indeed, dudes.

if you're actually yuppie vacationers then do a god damn tour in the U.S. soon. preferably EASTCOAST/VA/DC area. please play in Richmond. its been long enough.

1:22 AM  
Anonymous Laura said...

You rocked last night on the beach! Hope to see you soon again :)

4:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do you gonna play on the 23th of July in France?

7:33 AM  
Blogger eric zaworski; said...

Just to let you know, my girlfriend (short-ish with black hair, glasses) checked you guys in at Pearson last week. I am a huge fucking fan, and she isn't allowed to get personal with you guys, or else she woulda asked for an autograph or something. You guys fucking rock. So much.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous JVR said...

A show here in Lisbon (Portugal) would be awesome. Maybe in the next tour. Cheers!

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Third guy saying "SWEDEN!?" said...

SWEDEN!!!???

1:56 AM  

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