Whoop, sorry, we became like all those other band-blog-casualties there for a minute (month) because we were basking and relaxing and stuff. Almost everyone in the band has a baby now so we're just been taking a little breather. Actually just kidding, we played 4 shows in February, and ya didn't really do much in March but like, most of you have probably be studying hard on exams or final's or whatever they have in school now (I know Josh has) or like out playing in the nuclear weather we've been having. But we're not dead, just taking it slow. But here are some updates of things we've got happening for the next few months:
March 30 OTTAWA
April 7 KANSAS CITY
April 8 ST LOUIS
April 9 CHICAGO (David Comes to Life in Full)
MAY 1 TORONTO
MAY 5 RISD
EARLY JUNE PROMETHEUS PREMIER
I THINK BATMAN TOO
JUNE 23 ATLANTIC CITY
JULY 6 SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDWEST I'LL EXPLAIN LATER
JULY 13 SOUTH OF THE BORDER
JULY 29 VERY FAR EAST (plus a bit more to the east of that)
AUG 4 WAY LESS EAST THAN THAT (IN CANADA)
SEPT 1 WEST COAST
to
SEPT 9 STILL WEST
Are you sure about those dates? Lincoln Hall in Chicago sold me tickets to see you there on April 8, and I've built the entirety of my Easter Sunday plans around it.
ReplyDeletePlease come to Detroit/Ann Arbor!!! You'll be in Chicago...why not stop on by?
ReplyDeleteAlright west coast dates!
ReplyDeleteYou better come back to the west coast. You stole my virginity and I want it back. I've given up on dignity.
ReplyDeleteHorseshit. Fuck iTunes.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to dig through this pile of shit on the floor that isn't in alphabetical order. Fuck iTunes. I've half a mind to replace my belt. Fuck iTunes. No, it's true I don't actually own the Commodores 'machine gun' lp but it's better than fucking Ceremony and I want to hear it NOW. Fuck iTunes.
I'm not going to buy a fucking Dr Hook record or CD ever, but if I want to steal it, I should have that option. I'm a human being, not a celestial entity. I have freewill gifted to me so I have the power to steal a Dr Hook record if I so desire to steal a Dr Hook record. Fuck iTunes.
Is this how you get revenge on me world? By fucking my iTunes? This doesn't make sense. I very carefully had gone through my computer and erased the six (maybe more) pornographic features I had on my hard drive TWO DAYS AGO. And this is my reward. This is my reward for ordering the Wipers boxset which still hasn't arrived. I'm a good man. You probably all downloaded the first 2 albums because you're bad people. Don't even fucking bring up Dr Hook, as that isn't relevant to this argument. I decide what's relevant and irrelevant. Not you. Or anyone.
My thoughts and feelings. They are important. Now my life is in ruins. Yes, it's true that I don't own a single Infest record. Yes, it's true that I own an Inside Out cassette tape. That doesn't make me a bad person. I never listen to that tape. I dislike Inside Out as much as the rest of you. This is because I dissed Ceremony. This is them. They are behind this. I want to listen to that last Shitty Limits album. I want to listen to that song 'sleep in satin.' I have rewarded myself for finding my way home with an alcoholic beverage. I deserve these rewards.
Who the fuck are you to deny me 'sleep in satin?' An asshole, that's what you are. Asshole.
….And another thing, fuck your 2012 doomsday predictions. Fuck them. You know what's really going to happen? All mammals on planet Earth will slowly die off within the next 60 years or so because of that festering Fukushima nuclear power plant that still hasn't been contained. In fact, two of its reactor cores have melted through the facility and have sunk through the ocean floor.
ReplyDeleteEntering a new age of enlightenment. The only enlightenment that there will be will be "oh, wow, I'm really fucking gullible for buying into the Discovery Channel's tabloid bullshit, exploiting an uncompleted work in progress."
Because that's what the Mayan calendar was, you fucks. It was a work in progress. If you were chiselling out several thousand years on the side of some fucking granite, marble, slate or whatever the fuck stones they used, you might take a break. And didn't the Europeans wipe most of them out? Do you think that they would work on the motherfucking calendar while at war with another civilization? NO, of course not. Every time I see one of these programs, it's always some white dude who is an authority on reading Mayan hieroglyphs. A white dude. There are surviving Mayan's, but no, let's not ask one of them. Let's ask this guy who looks like my old Physics teacher.
And that's what's wrong with the world. You all trust songsterr and the Discovery Channel. I hate you. I hate all of you. I hope we are all vapourized by the centre of the galaxy.
I'm not ever playing that B-Lines record. That's one of my favourite records! I'm not ever going to play it! I will find a way to fix iTunes! I vow this!!!! MRR puts Diet Cokeheads on the list??!!! On their year-end top twenty's? I hate MRR!!!! Where is Under the Volcano? FUCK YOU Uncle Ricky! Under the Volcano is better! You are a piece of shit!!!!! I hate all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!???????? Why is there no Under the Volcano???!!!! Oh sure, they used to write way too much about Kill Yr Idols. Way too much. But what were MRR pimping at the time? The Makers???!!!!! GET FUCKED!
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ALright, I'm a little drunker now and I know this isn't really a forum. I know I'm just yelling at myself at this point. Drunker isn't a word; yes, I know that so don't bother telling me mister fucking english professor. I know english. I don't need you. I don't need any of you. t's funny, I have probably over or close to a thousand pieces of music in this room. Yes, I know you have more….good for you! But it's always the ones you don't really have that you want to hear when your iTunes fucks itself. Like Concrete Sox. I had Concrete Sox once while I was hitchhiking! My backpack got stolen! I only had one pair of socks! If you wear one pair of socks long enough, they will change colour from white, to black, to….you'll never guess this….yellow! They change colour to the colour yellow eventually! Some of you might know this! It's a shame that I do! They become starchy! I hate Vice magazine!!! Are they trying to be racist, sexist bigots as a sort of form of irony that is way over my head? I like the graffitti when they show it though! Because I like graffitti! I'm so angry!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't care!!!!! I hate Mountain Dew!!!! I hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI hate Itunes too and I agree with everything the man says, apart from where he blames me for wiping out the Mayans. I'm a pacifist and I wouldn't condone wiping anyone out. Well maybe I'd like the Coldplay and JK Rowling problems to 'go away' but that's hardly genocide.
ReplyDeletestop having a conversation with yourself you sad fuck
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ReplyDeleteShit I"m not sure but is there a year of the bird.....:::
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is RISD
ReplyDeletethat's funny, because although I really love you guys, it wouldn't be so bad in a way if you did take a breather, I mean from playing England anyway, because it's always when you play like a hangover, well in that every gig for quite a while after pales in comparison, sort of like FU gigs are a celebration, and that they set the bar, anyway time does march on, and now that you all have kids, I guess it gives you all a different perspective, one that's gonna be reflected in yuor music, the truth being that we can't fight against time, time will take us and sweep us on, age will come but go with it, be open to those changes. So yeah see you soon. Mike
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ReplyDeleteWho me? Yeah I'm definitely English, that's just how I talk.
ReplyDeleteSo what do have to explain about July 6th? 80/35 in Des Moines,IA? I know I can't wait!
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ReplyDeletewhen you come back to the UK please don't play with hipster bands any more.
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