Dell Discount Coupons
Dell Discount Coupons

Thursday, September 15, 2011

MIAMI


HEY HERES A THING. Sorry for the lack of updates lately, we just aren't very smart or funny right now and are all a bit disillusioned about the constant barrage of youtube links that no one reads in the comments section. Hey, you like rap? We have a blog for that, it's called JONAH LIKES RAP. Please dump your links there so that the rest of us can continue commenting in the tried and true tradition of making fun of how nerdy I am, saying weird shit about Sandy (just kidding) and going on really long weird tangents. Nice, and keep the goodness.

SO anyways you should already be up to speed on our activities for the next few months:
-a few US shows along the east coast in late September
-Several shows in some of the most largest markets in mainland Europe in late October (Trondheim Norway, Lund Sweden)
-a basement-show tour of Australia and New Zealand in late November

BUT. Then we are taking a break for a few months because of the holidays but also because we are welcoming a new member into the FU extended family. One of the first things we're gonna do when we are back is play this cool thing "The Bruise Cruise". It's basically us playing with this whole group of garage rock bands that are probably all really close friends already. Plus we are headlining and people already make fun of the way we dress as "preppy". So I feel it's going to be like Titanic (the movie) where we show up in turn of the century cadillacs to our tenders while the rest of the bands have to sneak on board (along with all the people Sandy is planning to sneak on) and they will all be having fun sub-parties in steerage while we're in our staterooms trying to get the wireless internet to work. Just kidding, we are really excited to play, because cruises rule. One thing though, if anyone steps to me wearing one of those hipster sailor hats, there will be trouble. Let me just say this now - cruises have nothing to do with sailing.

28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Picked up the new full length today. It's alright man. I like the song "under my nose."

5:59 PM  
Anonymous George Michael said...

Cruising is great - just watch out for undercover cops.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous George Michael said...

Speaking of which, Hey Anonymous, would you like to see my full length?

6:35 PM  
Blogger HiddenWorld said...

like

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked the bits with guitar and stuff.

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't figure out how to make a post on jonah likes rap. Cruising was a shitty movie. If you liked it, that's fine. I'm more fond of Condorman myself. Cling tenaciously to your beliefs. They are the only things you will have in the final moments of your life.
That isn't a threat by the way, just an absolute fact thats true for all of us I suppose.

Mine's bigger.

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spit rhymes/ kill swine/ swill wine/ will's mine/ and mine alone/ I burn you alive and consume your flesh like a scone/ tear out your brainstem for there will be no clone/ I'll go the distance, I grow distant/ my last descent/ I'm hellbent/ to flay all the flesh off your stupid white ass/ no real consequence when all I hear is trash/ I'm rash/ I'm ravishing rick rude/ asshole excreting a shitty attitude/ so far out in space I might stab you on 'ludes/ Don't care for what you think, in moments its what you thought/ tears well up when you see what hell hath wrought/ you hear it straight and slightly off key/ that's me/ wallet you no longer need, I grasp what I can then into the vacant void I flee/ I'm ill, I'm psychotic, I'm a horrible beast/ your blood and gristle in my teeth my jacket reeks of beer yeast/ it goes in the river/ I'm all alone now I start to shiver/ anxiety asking me to feel these nerves in my liver/ I probably should've stopped but my mom's raised no quitter/ one may be taken aback, retort, clench ones fists and snort/ I don't give a FUCK I need your blood, I'll drink a quart/ my mind's a few cents short/ I'm not playing with a full deck/ smoking pounds and fuck the respect/ makin' incisions/ stick my dick in 'em/ and draw magic sigils on your paper wall/ I am the one to vomit in your papal hall/ the creator can suck my ass, all fake mc's shall surely fall

5:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My style is truly gifted/ your style is pitch shifted/ I drown in a sea of delay while at your loafers you gaze/ my mind is an empty one way street of hate/ street where nobody lives tonight/ aaight, son I'm higher than a kite/ used to make the people laugh, now in their pain I delight/ used to make the people cheer, now on their faces white with fear/ used to make the people holla but I done took too much blotter/ you will never find what it is you're after/ I've smoked to much kind and now I hear the laughter now I hear the laughter now I hear the laughter now I hear the laughter now I hear the laughter now I hear the laughter now I hear the laughter now I hear the laughter (germs sample)….could it be they're laughing at me (tsol sample) I'm psychotic from this rain, you've dogged me with bullshit and I suffer from intense migraines that blind me with light I'm not enlightened senses heightened but my mind is dulled you never should've answered I never should've called you never should've left I never should've followed but I crept up on you into the meadow that's where I found you, your screams they did echo you slighted me and I'm an angry fellow.

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pump up da jams!!!!1111

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"new extended member of the FU family"?? What does that mean?

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It means Bob Odenkirk on 4th Guitar

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Uncle Monty said...

You don't know what extended member means? Poor dear boy.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word up, son, I heard they got you on the run
for a body - now it's time to stash the guns
They probably got the phones tapped so I won't speak long
Gimme a hot second, and I'ma put you on
It's all messed up somebody snitchin on the crew
And word is on the street is they got pictures of you
Homicide came to the crib last night, six deep
Axin on your whereabouts and where d'you sleep
They said they just wanna question you, but me and you know
that once they catch you, all they do is just arrest you
then arraign you, hang you, I don't think so
It's a good thing you bounced for now just stay low
Once in a blue I check to see how you're doin
I know you need loot, so I send it through Western Union
They probably knock down the door
in the middle of the night, sometimes around four
Hopin to find who they lookin for but they want the seed
All they gonna find is mad empty bags of weed
But word son, you got the projects hotter than hell
Harder for brothers, to get they thug on but oh well
Son they know too much, even the hoodrat chicks
Oh you heard who did what, no I don't who did shit!
So stop askin, then I know I'm not goin crazy
From windows, I see lights flashin and maybe
somebody's takin pictures - and you know who that be
Police lovers, and neighborhood snitches
They put up your sheet so everybody's pointin fingers
and lyin, aiyyo son, the temp is risin

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basement shows?

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will there be any secret shows in Australia?

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was dope! Who brought the Ghostface style?

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Killer Line up, bring it to the UK.

10:40 PM  
Anonymous HUGE WANKER said...

HEY CAN YOU PLAY A SIDE SHOW IN MY UNDER WATER CITY JUST OFF THE COAST OF THE BAHAMAS !!!!! I CAN GUARANTEE 100 FISH COME AND A FEW WHALES

11:05 AM  
Blogger HiddenWorld said...

quality comment

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""new extended member of the FU family"?? What does that mean?"

Someone's got a kid on the way.

10:25 AM  
Anonymous RENT BAIRES said...

Interesting!
Good luck

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Sandra Davis said...

I really enjoyed reading what you had to say.You have lots of good ideas.This is really great stuff.Keep going.Thanks for sharing.
Generic Viagra

4:28 AM  
Blogger 香港網址之家 said...

環保袋
網頁設計
新娘化妝

6:30 AM  
Anonymous xl pharmacy said...

"under my nose" is a great song, I also liked the record a lot.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous gamewow said...

Anytime you come to our site to buy Cheapest WOW Gold , you can contact with our live help. Just click the “Live Help” on the World Of Warcraft Gold page, our professional customer server will reply you. Through this way, you can ask anything about our site about World of Warcraft, we will try our best to let you satisfied to Gold WOW.

2:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

新娘化妝
化妝課程
化妝服務
Pre-wedding

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://site.ru - [url=http://site.ru]site[/url] site
site

9:45 PM  
Anonymous ครีมยางพารา said...

I like your website. Thank you for great information. I will come back to your website again.

best regards

9:41 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home