ROYAL SWAN

HEY GUYS

So you remember from before when I told you we were doing a big show at the UNDERWORLD in London in a few weeks - well now it's in a few days and we are still playing BUT there is this new thing: we will have a few leftover copies of the fabled ROYAL SWAN 7" that we share with Katie Stelmanis. Some copies showed up in London somehow so we are going to have about 100 to sell (we are selling them this time, and all the money is going to some charity we haven't decided on yet). So get there early and maybe we will sell you one if you aren't Scouserugger.

WED DEC 17
UNDERWORLD LONDON
8PM ALL AGES (14+)

FUCKED UP
THE KING BLUES
LETS WRESTLE

Advance tickets left right HERE.

So in case you were wondering why this song is called Royal Swan in the first place - the term comes to us (me) by way of the Russian Esotericist Boris Mouravieff (by way of the ancient "Orient"), who explains that once existed a royal race of birds that when presented with a mixture of milk and water, could seperate the liquid to drink the milk and leave the water behind. The appeal of this myth to Fucked Up should be plain to even the most casual observer.